you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
3pm strippers are depressing
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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