you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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