brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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