its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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