Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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