Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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