Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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