you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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