4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
