We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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