Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
