It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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