he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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