How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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