I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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