So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
ok first of all what the fuck
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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