She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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