well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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