I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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