I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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