I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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