i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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