Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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