I wanna bring you to show and tell
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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