we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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