Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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