I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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