He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She is in my trunk
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
