And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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