: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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