the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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