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(703): View more from Virginia

His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?

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(406): View more from Montana

To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.

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(716): View more from New York

When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?

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