I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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