So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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