She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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