So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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