smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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