wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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