i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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