check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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