found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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