Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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