kristin has been a bad kristin
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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