so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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