stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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