Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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