You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
