The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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