you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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