woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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