Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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