i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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