Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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