is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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