i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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